“We KNOW that of course Climate Change and Globalism will lead to MOAR Pandemics”:
https://t.co/CQxwXDUBUs (according to NBC)
(i.e. we are SO totally fucked)
But NO we’re not! Elon Musk will save us!
But, wait a minute. If we have fewer Pandemics because people are buying Tesla’s to end Climate Change and therefore end future Pandemics, wouldn’t that lead to MOAR people which would lead to MOAR Climate Change which would lead to MOAR Pandemics?
It doesn’t really matter. I know that Math is Racist, so therefore must also Logic be Racist (and that “logic” didn’t even make any sense, anyway).
The only thing to remember from all this is simple: Buy Tesla stock because it will always go up 10X each year. The only reason it won’t go up 10X is because it will go up 20X.
And so remember, while driving your Tesla you are not just Virtue-Signaling against Climate Change, but also Virtue-Signaling against MOAR Pandemics. But only if you are also wearing TWO Masks while driving your Tesla, and then only if you are also Fully-Vaccinated.
I think.
Since Logic is Definitely Racist, I’m going to just keep driving my Subaru. And just what am I Virtue-Signaling by driving a Subaru?
Anti-Logic = Anti-Racism of course!
I think.
But, even if you’re a Denier, and don't BELIEVE that Climate Change causes MOAR pandemics, we KNOW because Al Gore knows, that Climate Change causes both war[1] and refugees[2] (so comforting to know that wars are not caused by our wars).
So, I’m putting a “Support our Glaciers” ribbon on my Subaru, to Virtue-Signal that I’m not only anti-Racist, but also fighting Climate Change because Climate Change causes war and refugees as well as MOAR future Pandemics.
Prehistoric (1960’s/70’s) Non-Woke-Kurt-Vonnegut-Thinking:
“Why write a book AGAINST War? You might as well write a book AGAINST Glaciers.”
New-Enlightened-Woke-Thinking:
“I’m writing a book FOR Glaciers to end war and solve the refugee problem, both of which are not caused by our wars but rather by Climate Change, which also causes MOAR Pandemics.”
I think I finally have everything figured out !
Well, even if I haven’t, maybe she has: Pandemics are Fun, or at least Funny! Welcome to the Upside-Down:
I knew somehow we’d get back to Gore and Climate-Change! Obama sure wasn’t kidding when he said, “No Challenge – No Challenge – poses a greater threat to future generations than Climate-Change”. How prescient he, as Gore, was.
Any Questions?
Well, here’s a good Question: while CoVid-1984 has been linked to Climate Change, just how long will it take, as an astute Lawyer has predicted, for CoVid-1984 to also be linked to Terrorism? And this guy is pretty good with predictions! I only observe. Well, OK, here is my Prediction: More of the Same, because even though these guys really should get some better writers and come up with some new stories, they don’t really have to; people keep falling for same old stories, so they can just keep re-running the Old Narratives with minor variations. Like, why mess with Success?
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[1] Climate change played key role in Syrian civil war and helped Brexit, Al Gore says
Read more here: https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article140523093.html#storylink=cpy
[2] Climate crisis behind political riots and refugees: Al Gore (and if you read the whole article, you’ll learn that Climate-Change also causes more pandemics):
http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20170601000725;
and see:
I really like that Yahoo put this article in its “Entertainment” section, rather than its “Science” section.