I recently read about a Non-Caucasian WOMAN professor who got suspended1 for saying she did not believe Canada was a Racist Country and for criticizing BLM. So, like, I just have to say the following (I don’t want to get into any trouble):
EVERYTHING written on this Blog (or whatever it is) is purely for entertainment purposes only, mainly my own. I don’t believe anything I write, and certainly don’t believe in science, and am, of course, a devout adherent to the new “Follow-the-Science” Religion2.
B. I staunchly BELIEVE in ALL the Good and Right things. I’m 100% on-board.
I shall now specifically state my Beliefs and you can Believe this because it is on the Interweb. On the Other-Other hand, this account has probably been hacked by the Evil Russians, perhaps by Evil Putin himself.
My Beliefs:
I BELIEVE anything said by Bill Gates when it comes to vaccines, and of course I BELIEVE and take as Gospel anything said by Fauci (he is a DOCTOR and the highest paid employee of the U.S. government), and I BELIEVE the CDC, the WHO, NPR, MSNBC, the NYT and of course whatever politicians are currently-in-power when it comes to anything about CoVid-1984, especially single-, double- or triple-Mask-Wearing. And of course I BELIEVE any Models from the Gate-Funded Imperial College of London, no matter how many 10’s of thousands of percent their models are wrong, and despite their record of calling “Wolf”, I mean “Pandemic”, so many times in the past3. I BELIEVE ! Like Duh ! These guys are the Authorities. I BELIEVE all Authorities.
I BELIEVE Greta (first and foremost), Al Gore (second-most, even though he has the Nobel, despite his being a rich white male), Kerry (another rich white male), the IPCC (probably a whole bunch of white males), the U.N. and any rich white male Democratic politician (i.e., just about all of them) when it comes to the Climate Crisis Religion. I hope that doesn’t make me a Racist, perhaps I’m just in awe of all Oligarchs. I especially BELIEVE Noel Brown4 (Senior U.N. environmental official) who said in 1989 that “entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000”. (Caution: Don’t read this article; it is SO scary that it should definitely have an “Adult Content Warning”). I of course also BELIEVE everything that Malthus5 wrote over 200 years ago, and that we’re all going to die (that is certainly true, I think).
I used to only place my trust in DATA, never “stories”. And while I’ve NEVER been a Conspiracy Theorist I can now only conclude that Milankovitch, the Mud Core Paleo-Anthropologists, and of course the Evil Soviet Vostok Ice-Core people were all part in a century-long conspiracy to publish fake “scientific” data. I BELIEVE in this Conspiracy Theory, which I just made up yesterday, because all this so-called “scientific data” completely debunks Al Gore’s Gospel that CO2 drives the Earth’s temperature6.
I certainly DO NOT BELIEVE anything anymore that Martin Luther King said after recently reading (and listening to) his beautiful Vietnam Speech7, so beautiful it probably got him assassinated, which included such words as, “It seemed as if there was a real promise of hope for the poor—both black and white”. That both “black and white” thing comes just a little too close to saying outright that All Lives Matter, so I’ve Cancelled him for not putting Black Lives above all others. Racist !
I certainly BELIEVE in MMT (Modern Monetary Theory) where one can just print unlimited amounts of money and we will all be rich, there will be no inflation and we’ll all live happily ever after. The Weimar Republic and Zimbabwe just gave up too soon: Weinmar giving up when people were bringing wheelbarrows of cash to the shopping market, and Zimbabwe giving up after they began printing mere 100 Trillion (100,000,000,000,000) $ notes8 (thus ingeniously avoiding the wheelbarrow issue). Shit, I can only dream about being so rich as to have a wheelbarrow full of cash or a 100 T$ note !
I absolutely BELIEVE that all the countries we invade and the countless millions of people we kill are only for the best reasons: spreading Freedom and Democracy. Major General Smedley Butler, the highest ranking and decorated Marine, I think ever, who said “War is a Racket”, was a white male, but not rich nor a politician, so I don’t believe him.
I absolutely BELIEVE that though our country was founded as a Republic, that we live in a Democracy even though the data clearly show9 that we live in an Oligarchy (i.e. a Democracy of and for the Oligarchs, so technically, we do live in a democracy).
And finally, I BELIEVE it is right for Google, YouTube, Twitter and the MSM to censor any information that might cause me to doubt any of these beliefs. I also BELIEVE that WE have a FREE PRESS and that THEY have PROPAGANDA, whoever THEY are, and I especially believe that Julian Assange should continue to rot in prison, if not be killed, for, I don’t know, for something, anything, like perhaps never once having publishing Fake News.
In full disclosure, while I am a white male, I am not a rich nor a politician, so obviously I don’t BELIEVE anything I say.
OK, I’ll admit to just the smallest wee bit of Cognitive Dissonance … Recently the NYT10 (my most trusted source for news “stories”) ran a hit piece on the CDC (my most trusted source for CoVid-1984 “stories”). (In a nut shell: the CDC saying that outdoor transmission of CoVid-1984 accounted for less than 10% of cases, while technically true [e.g., 0% is less than 10%], is very disingenuous as the real number might be 1%, or less than 0.1%, or that they actually don’t have any data, maybe not a single case showing that it happens. So, let’s just say it’s “less than 10%” and continue to wear your mask outdoors even if you are vaccinated !) To help out, in NY the mayor has mandated that outdoor baseball games be segregated between the vaccinated and un-vaccinated, though of course EVERYONE will be required to wear a face-diaper11. Just “Following-the-Science” he is!
Oh, and just One Last Thing: this is perhaps only 0.0001% +/- 0.0001% of the Things I BELIEVE, just the first few that popped out of my head. I could probably write not a book, but a whole dictionary of the things I BELIEVE, of course beginning with all the things the Nuns taught me in First Grade, which I barely passed with a band-aide over my mouth.
https://jonathanturley.org/2021/05/10/mount-allison-university-professor-suspended-for-denying-canada-is-a-racist-county-and-criticizing-blm/
https://timellison.substack.com/p/the-dawn-of-a-new-religion
https://timellison.substack.com/p/people-have-short-memories
https://apnews.com/article/bd45c372caf118ec99964ea547880cd0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Robert_Malthus
https://timellison.substack.com/p/hoisting-mr-gore-on-his-own-petard
https://www.crmvet.org/info/mlk_viet.pdf
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/100-trillion-zimbabwe-bank-notes-a-collectors-delight-443727
https://www.businessinsider.com/major-study-finds-that-the-us-is-an-oligarchy-2014-4?op=1
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/11/briefing/outdoor-covid-transmission-cdc-number.html; to get past the pay-wall, you can see it here:
https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/nyt-calls-out-cdc-over-bullsit-covid-guidance
https://nypost.com/2021/05/05/ny-baseball-fans-to-be-separated-by-vaccinated-unvaccinated/
I’ll bet people in the un-vaccinated sections will have more fun !
Looks like Fauci was right. Indeed, the Players SHOULD be wearing the masks .... not the people in the stands:
https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/yankees-suffer-covid-resurgence-8-fully-vaccinated-players-staff-test-positive
I have to admit, I still have a bit a cognitive dissonance about this outdoor mask-wearing, specifically at baseball games. When Fauci threw the first pitch from the mound, at least 50 ft from anyone, he wore a mask. But when sitting next to people in the stands, he took his mask off. So, maybe, if the mayor of NY were to REALLY Follow-the-Science, should not maybe all the baseball players wear masks, and the people in the stands not wear masks? Following-the-Science can sometimes be very confusing. Please help. But no data please. Just tell me which Authority to listen to so that I don't have to think. Thank you.