I do Science
In case you wonder why I wear a garlic bulb on a necklace
Randomized Control Trials, RTC (the Gold Standard in medical science), show that masks have no effect re transmission of CoVid-1984.
And though no RTC’s have yet been done re wearing garlic and dying from CoVid-1984, I hypothesize that therefore garlic must be at least as effective as Muzzling.
So, I won’t laugh at you for wearing a Muzzle, if you won’t laugh at me for wearing a Garlic Bulb.
And Garlic at least does have some uses, doesn’t pollute the earth, use up lots of resources, nor fill up landfills nor pollute the oceans.
Hey! I wonder if I can start a Movement! Everyone start wearing a garlic bulb around their neck.
And as I’ve said before, this is NOT and Investment Blog (here we fight Narratives).
(In full disclosure I am I buying garlic Futures and Options, have Puts on Muzzle Manufacturers, and grow my own organic heirloom garlic).
p.s.
There are not yet any hard scientific DATA on whether wearing TWO garlic bulbs is more effective than just wearing one, so, I’m just sticking with one garlic bulb for the time being. And I also try to get lots of sunshine, enjoy exercise, and am trying to eat better foods.
So, went to Story Indiana to listen to Music and do a "Paint and Sip". The beautiful woman painting next to me asked me about my necklace, and I told them my story. She wanted to buy if from me, but I gave it to her and she wore it home. I will admit, it looked better on her than me.
She says she's going to patent the idea and then sue me if I continue to wear them! Edible jewelry, could be the next big fad, and you heard here first!
OK, so, people ask me, "So, how come you can never get a date". One might think it could be my personality (like I've always said, I've never need to worry about birth control, I've just relied on my personality), but now I have another excuse -- some people just don't like garlic, go figure.