So, went to Story Indiana to listen to Music and do a "Paint and Sip". The beautiful woman painting next to me asked me about my necklace, and I told them my story. She wanted to buy if from me, but I gave it to her and she wore it home. I will admit, it looked better on her than me.
She says she's going to patent the idea and then sue me if I continue to wear them! Edible jewelry, could be the next big fad, and you heard here first!
OK, so, people ask me, "So, how come you can never get a date". One might think it could be my personality (like I've always said, I've never need to worry about birth control, I've just relied on my personality), but now I have another excuse -- some people just don't like garlic, go figure.
So, went to Story Indiana to listen to Music and do a "Paint and Sip". The beautiful woman painting next to me asked me about my necklace, and I told them my story. She wanted to buy if from me, but I gave it to her and she wore it home. I will admit, it looked better on her than me.
She says she's going to patent the idea and then sue me if I continue to wear them! Edible jewelry, could be the next big fad, and you heard here first!
You are an amazing soul sir!
OK, so, people ask me, "So, how come you can never get a date". One might think it could be my personality (like I've always said, I've never need to worry about birth control, I've just relied on my personality), but now I have another excuse -- some people just don't like garlic, go figure.
AND, while I do Science, I am an Apostate from the "Follow-the-Science" religion.
https://timellison.substack.com/p/the-dawn-of-a-new-religion