I ain't know'n who to trust no more

Written posthumously by William Faulkner

I plain don’t know who to trust no more. My big sister who’s smart an been to college more’n once says trust her and all the big older smart people and doctors and people with fancy titles that write them papers in journals and are on the television but I don’t get no journals and ain’t never had no television and don’t never see gettin one and sometimes the things I heard that they sayed don’t make no sense neither.

Like with CoVid all the big people told me to wear a muzzle and all but I ain’t never wore one and done walked around wearing a garlic bulb around my neck and I didn’t die not even from the bullies laughing at me and now I hear’d some scientist did some study some real real big study saying wearing a muzzle don’t make no sense no how and some people said that is what the science said all along more’n 3 years ago but the big folks told me that if I didn’t wear a muzzle then I weren’t following the science and I sure want to follow the science but I didn’t want to wear a muzzle and didn’t and I wanna follow the science and maybe someday grow up and be a scientist but not go at a university which costs you a bunch of money and you have to believe a lot of silly things and where they make you wear muzzles and get a shot and they maybe ain’t doin any real science anyway not making any speriments and all and using those speriments to test them stories no its more like religion having faith and believ’n in the right stories they make up with their computers. And then they said I needed to go get some shot so I wouldn’t die but I was too young and didn’t never get none and then I seen someplace on the interweb some scientists publishing a picture that even I could know what it mean showing the more times you get jabbed the more sicker you got 5 lines there were on that picture and even I could see as you go from 0 to 4 or more jabs you got more’n more sicker and sicker with each jab but I know St. Fauci said I should get one as soon as I could but I’m too young 66 they tell me so I figure I be 12 because I can add but people say I don’t act my age and even the President of the United States says it will make me live and I won’t get sick or die and have to go to the hospital or nothin if’n I gets one of them jabs.

And then I heard that them Russians were invading our elections and I KNOW Russians are BAD and I’m afraid of them but then this crazy maybe real smart guy Musk who be the richest person in the world or maybe he ain’t but he buys this bird company and says all the stories were controlled by the CIA and FBI and Government and if’n you can’t trust them to protect us then just who in the sand hill can you and then he says this place where all the reporters got their information was just a bunch of made-up stuff and if you can’t trust the reporters than who do you trust and then some real smart people at some big university [Columbia Journalism Review]¹ wrote some big article and no one talks about it because it saying the Russian stuff it was all just just made up baloney and all the people who told those stories still never say they were wrong and they even got really big awards the best I think the Pulitzers or something for writing those stories so surely they can’t be wrong.

And they all said this Hunter guy who seems to me to be a really smart guy who got lots of money working for some real big companies somewhere on the whole other side of the world who has a lot of fun they say he didn’t lose his computer but then Hunter says yes he did and don’t tell anyone because I don’t want to get into trouble but on my mom’s computer one day a couple years ago when she was off working I looked at videos from China showing Hunter in bed with a bunch of young naked girls and smoking on some pipe and doing some stuff I shouldn’t talk about but it was kind of boring even for me and I think the Chinese might be as bad as the Russians and I sure hope my mom didn’t get into any trouble for me looking at them videos from China on her computer and why do the Chinese allow their websites to display Russian misinformation I don’t know.

Now I heard about this really old guy and I mean really old from maybe back in the old testament times who used to be famous for some things he wrote way back before I was born in big newspapers telling stories about My Lai and Abu Ghraib whatever them gobbletygook things is and he later write some long story about some Rat Line telling how the U.S. which was leading the War against Terrorism was buying guns n stuff from terrorist in Libya a place we and NATO liberated from an evil dictator and were shipping them to Syria to some terrorists there so we could also liberate them from another evil dictator and I guess our soldiers are still there helpin out the Syrian people by managing their oil production and export so the evil dictators can’t use it in his country but no one in the U.S. would publish this story and I heard it was not published in no newspapers in the U.S. but a book review in London. Anyhow now this old guy is telling a new story about how the biggest terrorist act of the last decade blowing up some pipelines way on the other side of the world owned by the bad Russians was done by the United States but I don’t know if this is even true and no one no way will publish this neither cause I did a search on the NPR website and there ain’t no mention of this old guy or this story and the only place I seen it were on a Conspiracy Theory website called ZeroHedge and no one no way would publish it so he done put it on a blog.

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(You’ll have to excuse me but I’ve lately been falling to sleep at night listening to Faulkner’s Collected Works for free from the Indiana Digital Library, idl.overdrive.com.)

1. https://www.zerohedge.com/political/taibbi-take-bow-columbia-journalism-review